Retired-Parachute


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bigbardafree:

I don’t think you guys understand how much I love fanfiction cliches in my smut. I love them so much. I could read a hundred stories where two characters get locked in a small space or have to share body heat or get caught in a rainstorm and have to take off wet clothes. I’m being completely genuine when I say that I live for smut fanfiction cliches.


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actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times


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# my grandparents usually get me and my mum's name mixed around




Houses of Hogwarts.

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# Harry Potter




oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick


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# Harry Potter




disconnector:

thjis is still one of my favorite smash videos

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# super smash bros# this brings me back to another time...




I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

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seriousjones:

if you went to the louvre and didn’t shake security long enough to rub your dick on the mona lisa a few times, did you really go to the louvre


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# what the fuck




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# personal# issues




hollistern:

releasing a blood curlding scream when u get passed in mario kart


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# or any racing game